(Source: , via twistedtheory)
Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird
12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once
everyone has just given up by finals week
gotta wonder where they got all those pens
cleaning your ears with a q-tip is the best feeling in the world nothing compares
damn btch get laid